Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2001 09:23:13 -0700 From: "Patrick, Whit" Subject: Re: What to wear...
Okay,
I've been following this thread with interest... and I am convinced that the winning recommendations for the "chick magnet" outfit are...
1. I used to wear a yellow hockey helmet and the only girls I attracted were the ones that drooled.
2. 300BC Chinese Royalty Hat.
3. frontal "falsies" known as codpieces in the groin area
...you could wear both hats on stage with one on your head and one in "ready mode" on your codpiece.
(After this thread, I'm never again going to be comfortable with what I'm wearing on stage... paranoia will be forever with me... why are you looking at me?)
