Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 10:38:50 EDT From: Gatorha~ol.com Subject: blues survivors...humor with little harp content
Fifteen guys are dropped off in the parking lot of a sports bar. They have > to choose up teams and split into three groups of five. Each man within a > group has to choose one from five tools provided to the them, a guitar, a > harp, a bass, a sax, and a set of drums. They have to get a gig at the > sports bar and hold a crowd playing only Muddy, Wolf, Magic Sam, and Elmore > tunes. They are forbidden to employ any Stevie Ray Vaughan tunes or use > Mustang Sally. They have to make enough money to eat and pay for lodging > for four months. They are allowed to employ the cocktail waitresses at the > sports bar toward this end. The groups are voted out of the sports bar by > overweight softball team patrons wearing their baseball hats backwards. The > group that holds out for four months wins a three day Monday 9am check out > room in a Motel 6 just outside of Chicago and gets to play Buddy Guy's open > mic night.